A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

by Ringo22 April 23, 2020

A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.
Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010

by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.
by Mshay May 9, 2008

by wolfioligy January 10, 2010

-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
by genetic freak March 26, 2009
