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Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
mugGet the Juiced Toolmug.

Tools Crazy

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.
I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.
by Ringo22 April 23, 2020
mugGet the Tools Crazymug.

Phone Tool

A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.
Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010
mugGet the Phone Toolmug.

Tool Belt

A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.
Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt
by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011
mugGet the Tool Beltmug.

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.
Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!
by Mshay May 9, 2008
mugGet the nigger toolsmug.

Tool Sandwich

Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.
by wolfioligy January 10, 2010
mugGet the Tool Sandwichmug.

social tool

-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
Demijan Savija is an enormous social tool!!!
by genetic freak March 26, 2009
mugGet the social toolmug.

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