A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Juiced Toolmug. The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
Get the Blue Toolmug. A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.
Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010
Get the Phone Toolmug. by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011
Get the Tool Beltmug. Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.
by Mshay May 9, 2008
Get the nigger toolsmug. by wolfioligy January 10, 2010
Get the Tool Sandwichmug. -Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
by genetic freak March 26, 2009
Get the social toolmug.