Tongue and Quill

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.

A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…

by AfterDuskDriver January 11, 2023

Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023

Hog Tongue

Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.

Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!

by Kirakasa February 2, 2009

Tard tango

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.

Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.

by jormungard February 24, 2011

whiskey tango hotel

NATO phonetic alphabet spelling of WTH: What the H*ll. A more general-purpose interrogative than the more popular Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, it is used to indicate a high level of surprise and/or disgust with what has just happened. It can also be used to show that you are going to do something despite or in spite of the consequences.

Playing World of Tanks: "Whiskey Tango Hotel?!? How did that little tank just destroy my tank in one shot?"

"Roadtrip? Whiskey Tango Hotel, lets do it."

by John Dunkelburg September 1, 2013

korean tongue

Oral sex at a Korean massage parlor

I got some solid korean tongue at this massage parlor on 7th st.

by happyendingkev December 30, 2013

Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.

This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.

by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015