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Definitions by AfterDuskDriver

Blue Goblin

A game master who looks harmless, writes everything down, and lets player stupidity ripen in a damp little jar until revenge becomes canon. He lets them rob the shop, seduce the mayor, knock up the barmaid, drown a relic, and name the horse “Tax Fraud.”

Three sessions later, Tax Fraud is sheriff, the lake wants child support, and the baby with a great axe rolls initiative.
“Jeremy is a Blue Goblin. He keeps receipts in crayon, files them in grave dirt, and reads them back during initiative.”
Blue Goblin by AfterDuskDriver April 27, 2026

Tongue and Quill 

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill on his partners breast using semen acquired through oral sex or aggressive cock tonguing.
A quick tongue and quill is a fine way to end a day of work…

I hear your boss likes to Tongue and Quill…