toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Toadsqueeze

Insulting name that you call someone when they drank all of your sprite without adding ice to your icetray in the freezer, while playing cash flow and not getting out of rat race with a deflated basketball

Did you just see what he did, he is such a toadsqueeze!

by Harden Thicke November 21, 2010

toadious

An ex whose looks are shot to hell (generally by alcohol, drugs or food)

I would include a picture of a toadious ex but I'm sure that's not proper!

by not toadious January 19, 2011

Toad's hook up

A dance move

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

Toad's make out

A dance move

This song would be perfect for a Toad's make out

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

toanvan

Doesnt ever tell people his birthday and loves calling them fags.. Also.. Messes alot with Brianas' & Calls them names

Toanvan only texts Briana when he needs something & loves using people & lies :D ..

by Whoisthis September 22, 2013

Toad Head

A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.

Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.

by Squiffty Car Din March 7, 2014