Today

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

Tiddy Shit

Tiddy Shit: A common twitch slang used amongst viewers visiting smaller streamers. “Tiddy Shit” originally created by streamer, annacannotdrive, is simply an acknowledgement of a veiwers presence, it’s absurdity is used to make the streamer laugh, but sadly, some of its absurdity has been lost to its growing popularity amongst twitch fans.

Viewer: Tiddy shit

Streamer: haha! Hey man!

by Chester Flinber April 8, 2021

Tiddy knuckles

What the English call the ends of bread.

Bro: Hey Broseph
Broseph: what bro
Bro: Make me a sandwich! And DON’T use the Tiddy knuckles!
Broseph: what the fuck are Tiddy knuckles?
Bro: Just look it up on Urban

by Mastershidder April 12, 2021

Tidal

Tidal is the pinnacle of correct people. Recent studies have revealed that 100% of the time, Tidal is correct everytime and you are wrong. The only way that you'll ever be right is if you copy everything Tidal says word for word. Until then, you're wrong.

Woah man, lets check that with Tidal . He is always correct.

by wavyman123 April 17, 2021

Tiddy Bong

When something is awkward all you have to do is say tiddy bong in a funny accent!

*silence on the bus* “Tiddy Bong”- let the laughter commence.

by Hotgirleminem July 7, 2021

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Tiddy/Titty Typing

Accidentally typing with your boobs when your phone is near/on your breast unintentionally, similar to butt dialing. It happens usually if one is not wearing a bra/wearing nothing at all, exposing the skin of the breast to touch the screen keyboard.

Tiddy/Titty typing looks something like this: nn bnjbvgñv. Ñ bhb

"Sorry! I accidentally Tiddy/Titty Typed you!

"Oh no, I Tiddy/Titty Typed my crush! What should I do?"

"Tiddy/Titty Typing is so annoying!"

by Roy_300 October 29, 2021