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side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe
by relatable bitch May 5, 2018
mugGet the side hoemug.

Side-Snap

When you snap that one person you don't really care about right as you are snapping your best friend. Usually this is only initiated by replying.

If your girl is side snapping you, she's cheating.
Man I swear I'm getting side-snapped by my girl... her snapscore keeps on going up and she still hasnt seen my snap in the last week.
by fivesome August 14, 2016
mugGet the Side-Snapmug.

side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"
by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011
mugGet the side beermug.

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.
by sidesausage October 22, 2013
mugGet the side sausagemug.

Wonker-sided

The picture frame is all wonker-sided
by rmftlinds April 14, 2010
mugGet the Wonker-sidedmug.

Side-Slipper

A person who will initiate and wishes to, or attempts, to become involved, usually romantically, with a man or woman, who is already in an established relationship, (e.g., married, engaged, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.), but will not put forth the effort to obtain and establish a relationship of their own. To engage in an affair or come between two parties. Such relationships might be deemed genuine, at least from the perspective of the "side slipper," or merely an attempt by such a person to interfere with the sole purpose of causing temporary or permanent disruption of the established party's relationship. (May also be seen or written as "Side Slipper").

Variation: To "side-slip."
Josie just can't seem to get away from the life of being a side-slipper. She keeps trying to get with Curtis but knows he and Laura are engaged to be married. She claims she is actually in love with him, but I think she merely wants to cause trouble to break them up. If she spent more time trying to find someone of her own, she wouldn't have time to worry about what others are doing.

Larry thinks he can slide-slip between Diane and Ronnie. He's been after her for a while, but might experience a rude awakening.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 13, 2019
mugGet the Side-Slippermug.

side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.
I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.
by blobdo April 4, 2015
mugGet the side jobmug.

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