Chub Monkey

A small black man with a HUGE cock

The fuckin Chub Monkey raped my wife!

by J-Jack Diddler September 26, 2025

hug and chub

A hug that goes longer than expected.

I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.

by Jiggs2 September 28, 2017

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

chub nudge

When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.

Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.

by Richard Dickins August 19, 2017

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018

courtesy chub

The slight erection one gets to show appreciation of someone. Particularly in a nude non-sexual environment.

More than flaccid, less than a half-chub. As opposed to an inappropriate raging boner.

She noticed him checking her out across the room and appreciated his respectful courtesy chub.

by anonymous August 10, 2021

Chubbed Cheese

The fat underneath one’s chin

Wow you have a lot of chubbed cheese!

by Pagster April 7, 2025