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Spread

When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.
She was so spread.
by Little cheeto July 31, 2018
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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
by Pikla August 10, 2018
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jdyess spread

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!
by Jdyess February 17, 2019
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates
“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there
by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018
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county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022
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