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Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
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kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids
Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021
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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.
"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".
by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022
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Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com
Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"
by FaultyShot December 8, 2023
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/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery
Open this! /safe
by slweeb April 17, 2021
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