Show Stalking

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning

Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."

by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009

Medicine show

An elegant and almost perfect performance of bull-shittery, when telling a lie or selling an absolutely worthless product to a group of people, but acting and speaking in such a manner that even that the person(s) know its bullshit they will still buy the product.

Acting out in the most extreme way when seeing a doctor or health care professonal in order to get desired meds or more powerfull drugs. a common practice when doctor shopping, (puttin on a medicine show!)

I knew he was puttin on a medicine show when the guy at autozone sold me mud tires with snow chains and the 4x4 package after I told him I drive a scooter, and live in downtown L.A. but he made the deal sound so sweet I couldnt pass it up!

When bob got sent to the puzzle factoy he figured he'd make the best of a bad situation by throwing feces at the nursing staff. This medicine show would get him some good drugs for sure!!

by cowboy55 December 25, 2011

Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am

Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019

O Show

When A guy gives you hours of pure ecstacy for your Vagina; The best sex you've ever had or ever will!

Oh My God! He gave me the O Show last night and I can't walk straight today!

by Oteeeze March 4, 2009

show work

a teachers polite way of saying "I think you cheated/are going to cheat." Usually written on math assignments.

I got all the problems correct on my math assignment, but the teacher handed it back to me with an "F" and a note that said "Show work." What a bitch! Everyone can calculate 95+40 off the top of their head!

by crudmonkey October 9, 2014

Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.

Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"

by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

by John Shmithers August 5, 2008