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muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.
by SpudDud December 9, 2016
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mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!
by ObWan July 29, 2010
mugGet the mystery-muffmug.

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.
"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."
by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
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Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
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Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.
Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.
by Phaqer February 20, 2022
mugGet the Road muffmug.

Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
mugGet the Muff Ovenmug.

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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