by anonymous May 15, 2022
Get the Marley Moomug. A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018
Get the Moo Boxmug. 1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
by The_God_of_all_Dogz December 8, 2015
Get the Moo Cowmug. 


