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Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.
I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.
by Glimmerer August 1, 2011
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Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021
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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
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mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.
No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.
by BFSduo November 4, 2010
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google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.
My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.
by fittytrent May 10, 2016
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google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used
Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?
by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 18, 2021
mugGet the google roastmug.

google-smart

(adj) Someone who inherits most or all of their knowledge from the Internet or smartphone as opposed to going to school, reading hard-copy books, or doing actual research in a library. Also referred to as Internet-smart.
Our younger generation has become google-smart... more dependent on their smartphones and less inclined to use their minds to come to a conclusion.
by wordyNwise June 5, 2017
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