Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.

*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.

by GG Allin February 12, 2021

shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump

Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?

by calishamedump December 25, 2010

doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.

This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.

by Spitballer February 15, 2020

Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.

Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"

by Ale07 June 1, 2012

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017

Dump Dial

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009