balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

ill

1. sick with an illness

2. "I'll" without the apostrophe

1. "He is ill with a cold."

2. "ill take out the trash"
"*I'll"

by mossifier April 2, 2024

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

Service or "ill service'

extremely good head or fellatio.

Man cuz that broad gave me some ill ass service.

Hey gurl you down wit the service?

by Deelicious May 13, 2005

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022