azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006

Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Vagina Test

A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.

If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:

Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail

Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"

Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

The Eye Test

In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".

In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!

by El Phenom March 31, 2011

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

Animal Testing

looks like a lot of people on here have no idea what they are talking about. Animal research is probably the largest reason for why we have advanced in biomedical science, millions of people are still alive today because of animal testing, you need to check your facts on it. Second of all, the Animal Liberation Front burgles medical centres, firebombs labs and violently attacks animal research workers, PETA have also funded the ALF, and Mary Beth Sweetland,A Vice President of PETA is a type A diabetic who injects herself daily with insulin developed from medical testing using dogs, so they are hypocrites too.

If animal testing required me to personally kill every chimp in the world to save one street junkie with A.I.D.S, I wouldn't give it a second thought

by Bad Lieutenant April 21, 2006