A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.
"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."
by JEpher July 02, 2015
I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.
by Cashatoo September 03, 2006
by Cobruh March 06, 2016
A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.
If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:
Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:
Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail
Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"
Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"
by Rexperience January 07, 2010
by JMLHOLT December 03, 2006
In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".
In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!
by El Phenom March 15, 2011
Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.
by hippiness February 19, 2005