Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006

Tearra

Tearra is fun and loving friend. She’s always down to talk and to play video games. She’s slightly judgmental but that’s just because nobody is good enough for her and she sets her standards High. When you do become her friend she will never let you down and will be completely loyal. If you lie or betray her she will unleash everything she’s been hiding and show no mercy. She loves eating kale chips and cookies and is a little freaky bitch. But we love her anyways even tho she’s bisexual

Hi tearra

Hello kinky fuck

by BadBiddi May 2, 2020

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

gypsy tears

whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip

GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!

by 5-alive July 28, 2011

tears of soy

1 when you crave sushi and you're given sushi and it makes you so happy you cry out soy sauce.

2 What comes out when a yellow person cries

I'm not crying because I'm sad, these are tears of soy

by VonCardsworth May 27, 2017

glitter tears

When a person hasn't had a bath and makes themselves cry to clean their face and make it all shiny because the tears relfect the light.

Girl: *knocks on door*
Boy: Oh fuck, i havent washed my face, ummmmm... aha! Glitter tears! think sad thoughts... *starts to cry* woot! go me!!

by ReEcEy June 23, 2007

man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

by sicknote August 23, 2007