awkward taco

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)

Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View

by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011

soggy taco

When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.

I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.

by KoRnieK August 16, 2009

taco salsa

When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.

I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!

by Feliciano August 21, 2006

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015

Spicy Taco

Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.

Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"

by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

philly taco

True philly taco veterans know that one must go to Jim's for the cheesesteak first. Common philly taco eating hours typically coincide with the busiest hours at Jim's. Therefore, getting the pizza first will result in a cold slice of pizza. In addition, the insulative properties of the bread and foil wrapping keep the cheesesteak nice and hot.

Order the cheesesteak to go, then walk to Lorenzo's and get your slice of pizza. Wrap the slice of pizza around the cheesesteak longwise. For the best experience, eat while standing in the back room of Lorenzo's and watching yourself enjoy.

Dude, these noobs think you should get the pizza first?

...Phucking Philly Taco Amatuers...

by hank1639 September 24, 2009