Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

by DuRt April 21, 2013

glossy taco

A thick layer of clear, glossy nail polish as a top coat

“For my manicure, I finished it with a glossy taco”

by HoloQueen77 July 22, 2017

sloppy taco

(Sex Move) during sex when a man is almost to climax he pulls out and releases his load on the womans vagina lips.
thus the sloppy taco.

Man: ooooh that feels so good.
Woman: Oh my god
Man: (splooge) yah! all over your cooch you whore.
Woman: not another sloppy taco.

by pea_body January 29, 2010

taco meat

nappy, black, balled up hairs, which resemble crumbled ground beef. Can be in the "kitchen" or on any part of the body.

when i get a perm, all this taco meat will be fried, dyed, and laid to the side.

by soozie February 3, 2005

Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

Jizz taco

a girls genetial area(pussy)

i want her jizz taco.

by mark carlson July 18, 2004

Taco de ojo

Mexican slang. Denotes checking someone out/noticing that someone is guapo/a (hot) but not making an effort to say hello.

Anything happen at the party last night?
No, there were only tacos de ojo.

Common phrase: "Me hecho un taco de ojo."

by hot taco October 2, 2009