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twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
by maja2000 June 6, 2017
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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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twitter lesbian

You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.
twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"
by swyko July 6, 2022
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"
Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .
by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017
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Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.
Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱
by afrodite9 July 2, 2021
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Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
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