pull-tug

The act of pulling someone's penis very hard threw his shorts.

Next time he hits me in the balls I'm going to give him a pull-tug.

by nosliWsemaJydoC December 10, 2013

Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 11, 2018

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 05, 2019

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat November 15, 2015

see a tug send a tug

When exhchanging photos and tug on someones shirt (exposing cleavage) is seen you send a tug back

I was snapping this girl last night i pulled my shirt down and sent “see a tug send a tug” hoping to get nudes

by Caspertheheroghost13 June 26, 2018

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass April 07, 2016

Tribute Tug

Rubbing one out in honor of someone that no one would ever masturbate too.

Robert - “At some point in your life someone has masturbated to the thought of you.”

Brian - “I don’t anyone has ever thought of me.”

Dillon - “I got you brah. My next one is a tribute tug for you.”

by Hardcore Hambo April 20, 2023