Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

Tool Belt

A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.

Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt

by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011

Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.

Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Tools Crazy

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.

I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.

by Ringo22 April 23, 2020

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.

Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!

by Mshay May 9, 2008

Tool Sandwich

One who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being.

Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.

by wolfioligy January 10, 2010

social tool

-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.

Demijan Savija is an enormous social tool!!!

by genetic freak March 26, 2009