theoderhunter

A beautiful person on tiktok hunting down the 7-year-olds who online date and has a raid on October 11th to hunt down all the orders in roblox

October 11th
theoderhunter: its time to take down the oders

Oder 1: nooooo!
Oder 2: ODERLIVESMATTER
Aoderhunter: KILL ALL ODERS!!!

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 11, 2020

Biscuit Theory

The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.

I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.

by candiedbones September 7, 2017

The Theoretical Plate Standard

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

by Dnom March 28, 2019

Large Object Theory

If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.

Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.

by Phlipper December 15, 2008

Tat's Theory

"Everything sucks because it can suck."

Alternatively, "Everything sucks."

According to Tat's Theory, everything sucks because it can suck.

by Tatsux April 13, 2011

Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".

"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.

by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011

The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012