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mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
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muff melt

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
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Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.
"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."
by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
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Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
by Rook34 November 8, 2023
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Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022
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muff juice

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010
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