Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 03, 2020

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 06, 2023

Children

Ballz.

Children r saggy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 01, 2022

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 18, 2019

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 07, 2022