double edge sword

a double edge sword is simply sword with two sharp sides, often it was used on broad swords, it is often believed of by people that broad swords are these long, straight swords, that look something like this
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but that actually qualifies as a double edge sword

no example needed, the definition is self explanitory

by Trevor July 22, 2004

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010

inner dildo sword fighting

the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch

wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now

by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)

by TeresaKW August 29, 2005

Pillow-biting sword swallower

An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).

"You stupid pillow-biting sword swallower!"

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003