swibs

a feeling of disappointment about a certain situation

Sam: "Oh no, there's no more drink left."
Jim: "That's swibs that is man."

or

Joe: "Alex is nickin' all your stuff!"
Dan: "As if, he's a swibadon!"

by Swibadon March 5, 2009

Swiss army pants

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

by CDeLucia March 8, 2009

SWAIDS

Swine Flu + AIDS

Jimmy came to work feeling sick. The boss sent him home for fear of the SWAIDS.

by Spin-a-ruptus September 9, 2009

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

SIDS

Self-inflicted Dirty Sanchez

I was smelling my finger last night and accidently gave myself a SIDS.

by nav3000k September 25, 2010

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

swish

A very potent alcohol, generally made crudely by poor people or alcoholics. It's easily noticeable by the particles floating in the concoction.

Lukey is gettin tangly on da swish tonight budday.

by C-Dawg May 13, 2005