When one of your friends is passed out dead-drunk, you dress him up as Sub-Zero, and bring him to the woods. Proceed to dress up as Scorpion, and wait for him to wake up. While he's confused, proceed to run at him yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!".
Guy1: Dude, that was a crazyparty last night. What happened after I left?
Guy2: Jack passed out, and we showed him what "The Sub-Zero" was.
That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
When a guy and a girl that hasn't taken a shower in hella long (and their HELLA greasy!!!) and their having sex. Then the girl has a period during sex and the guy puts his balls in her period blood looking like a meatball sub w/ extra sauce!!!
Man, last night I had a Italian Meatball Sub and it was awesome!!