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Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".
That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!
by pentozali November 8, 2005
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Sandusky Stick-Up

Getting buttfucked/raped in the shower by the coach of your team.
Watch out for Coach Jim, I heard he gave Bobby a Sandusky Stick-Up last week.
by John Keogh November 11, 2011
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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.
by ronnachu August 18, 2009
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grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.
"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"
by abbyrandi October 6, 2021
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sock gnomes

Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins
Ahhh damnit! I can find any matching pairs of socks... the bloody sock gnomes have been at it again
by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004
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dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
by mysticalkey August 15, 2006
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sock monster

Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.

Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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