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Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.
Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.
by Georgebrw March 12, 2015
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jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.
With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.
by pentozali July 14, 2011
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brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.
I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.
by Squigglespp December 20, 2016
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Dominican Squirt Slap

When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.
"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais
by JoeDidlly November 2, 2011
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Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.

Or just some dickless fuckface.
1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.

2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.
by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005
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Sing-song squirt

When you masturbate to someone serenading you.
When Robert played that song he wrote for me, he made me Sing-song squirt
by Clout Daddy November 6, 2017
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Squirt Gun Fight

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.
Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.
by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021
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