Smurf

The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you

can carry her like a baby and did

I forget to mention she's

extremely goth and super cute

And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets

Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP

by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014

snurf

A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.

Your such a snurf, Jeff..

by TheJew72 October 9, 2004

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

SAURFIGHT

A fight between two or more scene kids using words with multiple words in front of -saur. rawrasaur

hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: rawrasour
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: pwned
Elk ExCLAMATION: oh
Elk ExCLAMATION: rawrasaurrrr
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: dorkasour pwned again
Elk ExCLAMATION: bitchasaur. pwned
Elk ExCLAMATION: GRRRAR! what now!
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: cuntasor
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: cuntsour*
Elk ExCLAMATION: lmfao
Elk ExCLAMATION: cant spell. pwned
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: yourmamasalesbainformeasour
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: PWNED
Elk ExCLAMATION: lmfao
Elk ExCLAMATION: YOURMYSPACEATTRACTSBLACKPEOPLE
Elk ExCLAMATION: PWNNNNNNED!
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: dimirtiwantsin mypantsandnotyoursasour
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: PWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elk ExCLAMATION: welldimitri isatwotimingonlywanna bang youadthanthrowuawayasaur.
and yourmothercalledmeandtoldmeto joinhertoahot eninparisforhotkinkysex-asaur
PPPPPWWWWWNNNNNEEEDDDDDDDD
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: huh?
Elk ExCLAMATION: xD
Elk ExCLAMATION: too much 4 u?? PWNED AGAIN!
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: dimirtiisawesome andyournotandhewants inmypantalonesandrob'shotandyourmom wishesshewasdimirtiso shecouldgetin mypantsbutshe's notsoshefingers herselfeverynigh tomymyspace
hiRAWRnemoCAKEZ: PWNAGE

that was such a stupid saurfight

by Arryelle November 21, 2006

smurf it

fuck it!

I don't wanna work today, smurf it!

by mufin man August 15, 2009

Smurfitis

(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.

Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome

by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010

Smurfette

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.

Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.

by DV Jake July 8, 2019