Springbean

Proper noun. Bastardised version of "Pugwall Summer's" Stringbean, and refers to absolutley fuckin anyone. Used instead of mate, buddy, pal, fella.

Alright Sprinbean.
Is Springbean coming out to play?(Springy, Springos, Springio, Springos etc)

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

Sprainer

A penis sprain caused by an abrupt fall on the penis while erect.

When the cops busted into the strip club, Tommy tripped and gave himself a really bad sprainer.

by Pubert_The_Great June 19, 2009

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

spring broken

A condition characterized by psychological and/or somatic malaise, resulting from overzealous partying while on Spring Break.

Man, I'm so spring broken I feel like I did one too many shots of turpentine.

by shart attack December 17, 2012

Spriend

Spriends are people with whom you do sports. A spriend is someone with whom you can talk for hours on end about your sport, your experiences and your goals. Spriends are hard to reach and chat to on facebook or any public platform where they are mixed with your friends who usually couldn't care less about your MTB whipe-out or your new climbing rope.

I'm meeting my spriends for a climbing session this afternoon. Care to join?

by miki0108 January 21, 2013

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013