spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Raspberry Spread

The pretentious name Meghan Markle is calling her scam Jam.

Meghan Markle's As Ever $25 Raspberry Spread is really $3.99 Smuckers jam.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 9, 2025

furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks

yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread

by furryspreader October 8, 2014

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Pussy spread

A common phrase originating from a blonde 2024 pom senior at Edmond Memorial High School.

Often used in a musical tune, describing what is desired from a Stillwater boy.

#parkeredwards

“Eat me out like pussy spread!” Said Lakyn

by hthompson15 May 28, 2024

spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.

"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"

by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023