A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022
Get the Unevenly spreadmug. County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
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by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
Get the county spreadmug. Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
Get the Spread Eaglemug. 1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the rectal spreadmug. Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Get the Spread-Eaglemug. Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
Get the Teen-spreadingmug. by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025
Get the Glute Spread Nigga Sexmug.