Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

Spainish

A tourist in Spain, or a person who wants to visit Spain

Dude, you are so Spainish

by afsdgdrtg July 10, 2011

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008

Spainish

Another word for people in Spain that speak Spanish

People I’m spain speak spainish

by Javeoadv June 21, 2019

tug boat to spain

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.

yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!

by guy oriely February 20, 2011

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

Spainis

Usually fat pedophiles take "Spainis" as they nicknames... its a huge mistery why "Spainis" and not smthn else... guess we will never know...

So, if you see someone with nickname "Spainis", and your age is under 13, RUN AWAY!

If you want to tell someone that he is Fat Pedophile just call him "Spainis"
Also if you want to sent someone to rape some 9 years old child, then just say "Go do Spainis thing!"

by 4h4x January 4, 2008