Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Spliftie

A Taylor Swift fan who enjoys smoking marijuana

The r/stonedswifties subreddit is chock-full of splifties!

by elliotisnt May 1, 2024

Spliffing

Very good or excellent. (more modern way of saying spiffing)

that shirt looks spliffing!

by BrightBunny0174 May 6, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

splorf

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024