Shlart

A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.

"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"

by hippieham October 9, 2017

buzzy splat

something that happens all of a sudden that is really cool

I was walkin down the street and I found a dub on the floor. that was straight buzzy splatiin!

by Elijah420 October 28, 2006

Spartan

sexy; beyond sexy; total eye candy; genetic perfection

wow he/she is spartan
dammn he/she was spartan
whoa! spartan over there!

by lililili December 31, 2006

spartan117

When you are such a geek that not only do you play Halo, but you read the book.

Me: What a geek, he named himself after the master sargeant in the book halo. Holy cow, I bet he read dungeon's and dragons books also.

by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003

THIS IS SPARTA!

The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.

Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

sparta

an additive to the first definition...

sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.

if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.

"hey, i'm holding a pro-gay rights benefit show in sparta this weekend. wanna come?"

"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"

by Anominious July 30, 2008

Slartibartifart

The smelly monster who lives under your bed. Can also be a name applied to any ill-looking person whose correct name you don't know.

I heard a scratching noise under my bed last night, it must have been Slartibaritfart.

Q: Who's that slimy looking person over there?
A: Slartibartifart.

by Scott Greig September 21, 2006