Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

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spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

by black flag May 30, 2004

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spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

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Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006

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