spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."
by euphemismo August 18, 2013
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Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.
I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.
by C-hamm April 16, 2014
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 04, 2010
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Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
by I, Wreckerrr November 06, 2016
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spank bank

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003
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spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off
teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you
by littlejimmie June 04, 2019
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Tank & Spank

The act of putting "it" in a girls vagina and destroying her, such as a tank would do to a city, and spanking her repeatedly. If you properly "destroy"(Tank) you can give that bitch a Longview logsplitter = It's their favorite. I guarantee it.
Last night Hayden totally gave Starla the old tank & spank. She was so apalled that he did this and asked for a longview logsplitter.
by Dawktor vaginas January 27, 2010
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