When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018
Get the Purse spreading mug.Short for street-beads. Found in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, streads are the sad, unwanted strings of beads seen laying in the street, often submerged in Mardi Gras Juice. Streads are good for giving to women whose titties you want to see but who might not normally be bead-worthy. Broken streads can be easily fixed by twisting the ends together. Fortunately, the stread recipient usually won't notice this shoddy repair until she has already shown the goods, at which point it's too late, ha-ha, I saw your boobs.
Hey Steve! I got that girl over there to show her tits for some nasty old streads! Now let's go get a daquiri-filled plastic football!
by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006
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friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"
friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"
friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"
by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017
Get the spreading them cheeks mug.When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
Get the Muck Spreading mug.1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
by -NoodleSalad September 18, 2009
Get the spready mug.Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
Get the Man spreading mug.The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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