An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.
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2. The "vampire" feeds off of another individual when they are weak.
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Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Billy: Hey can your Mom give me a ride to practice?
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
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Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
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