Snobcracker

A person with a bat’s radar for snobbery who shades out the snob within minutes of first having to deal with any signs of elitism.

A great person to have in a mixed crowd if you don’t want to play nice with a jerk and would rather see someone else call them out.

Nice Person: “Oh God, do I have to deal with this BS again?”

Snobcracker: “I’ve got this.”

by Scribester March 13, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Soberian

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Shoberg

I lowlife individual with no moral compass. Lacking in any character or backbone.

He is such a shoberg he lied about what happened then cowerd like a little bitch when caught.

by Kammbull January 24, 2019

Snobend

A snob with money who thinks they are better than anyone else and loves to tell people about it. However everyone thinks they are annoying and a total Bellend.

Dave likes to post photos of himself over social media with his new yellow soft-top saying its better than anyone else's. Unfortunately he is 58, balding, tubby and thinks the sun shines out of his own ass. He's both a Snob and a Bellend, therefore a massive Snobend.

by Gazzagumbo January 29, 2019

Slobertin

A term meaning head typically used by retarded redneck teenagers

Will: Hey Charlie how was prom
Charlie: fuck off I got some slobertin

by Lotionaman69 May 8, 2019