sniffer

you and your girl are getting it on and your creepy friend and/or roommate is creeping outside your door and breathing deep.

George: what the hell are you doing outside my door?!?!?!

Steve: nothing man... i heard a strange noise and thought i would just check it out....

George: i could see your feet under the door and could hear you breathing asshole!! your such a sniffer!!!

by chloe mcgruber April 19, 2011

Book Sniffer

N. A peculiar/socially awkward/weird child who prefers the company of textbooks over people. A "nerd" or "dork".

Yeah, that kid with the thick glasses is such a dorky book sniffer.

by fedoramoe December 2, 2010

Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.

"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

Fart Sniffer

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts

Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers

by Lazarath October 10, 2022

shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.

Uma Therman is a shape shifter.

by bleeblah June 26, 2006

Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!

Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!

by pumpnose July 12, 2011

Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike

'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'

by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006