Person 1: Hey is that your weenie?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer
by Billy_Bonk February 18, 2023

by mcsnigger August 7, 2023

by qMilk420 December 5, 2020

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.
Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

dang your such a poo-sniffer
by bibyboi June 13, 2022

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

by CosmiClovers October 9, 2023
