Maryland Milkshake

Taking a large glass and filling it with a mixture of shit and semen, usually topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Serve chilled.

Ayo nigga i swapped JaSean's Wendy's Frosty with a Maryland milkshake and he threw up all over my new Bathin Apes.

by Ardin94 March 20, 2009

milkshake

when a girl eats too many brownies and then she jumps up and down 4 times and feels them in her belly

I like to eat brownies with milkshakes

by BEEF December 23, 2003

Milkshake

Derived from the movie "There Will Be Blood." A weak, simple-minded and inferior person. A person who is easily beaten, outclassed and/or a general failure.

1. My lazy wife won't get a job... she's a fucking milkshake!!

2. I went to the local NRA meeting last week; I've never seen so many redneck milkshakes.

by retiredtk July 6, 2008

sloppy milkshake

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!

"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."

by laura margaret lehman distel June 20, 2008

Milkshake

Code word that means babe

Riordan: is she still your milkshake?
Daniel: no she doesn’t agree with my stomach

by Kinsale dictionary July 30, 2019

Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her

I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise

by afliiee March 12, 2020

Milkshake

Milkshake is another word for calling someone gay in front of family members

So I was talking to this guy and it turns out he’s a milkshake is that true ?

by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020