Noor the sharty

Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.

Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately

Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty

by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

smarmy

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.

by T$ December 28, 2005

acting smart

When your sassy, and ignorant.

Stop acting smart, before I pop yo dumb ass.

by Trifle life October 9, 2016

smart cart

1) A name for the busses of the SMART bus company.
2) Another name for a handicap van. tard cart

Man I missed the Smart Cart, now I need to call a hommie to pick my ass up.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.

I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.

by JdSilentio September 24, 2011