a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear
by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008

one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.
by hilariousmarriage June 5, 2011

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

by SimonK May 9, 2005

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.
by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008

Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
by takeitleci May 24, 2018

by lexiecxgfg February 16, 2017
