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anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear
o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt
mugGet the anus slugmug.

slug trail

one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.
when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning
by hilariousmarriage June 5, 2011
mugGet the slug trailmug.

dip the slug

When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina
I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home
by Therob12 September 3, 2022
mugGet the dip the slugmug.

Sad Slug

general retarded black Peugeot 206 driver, with a penis on head and still a virgin.
Bobby, you sad slug!
by SimonK May 9, 2005
mugGet the Sad Slugmug.

banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.
A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.
by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008
mugGet the banana slugmug.

shower slug

when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)
Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
by takeitleci May 24, 2018
mugGet the shower slugmug.

slug ass

the round arse of a slug but on a human body usually used in clubs and fake arses.
damn she looked good but when i became sober she had a slug ass
by lexiecxgfg February 16, 2017
mugGet the slug assmug.

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