cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping

The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022

Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.

Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."

by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024

Gipton slops

Gipton slops is when you grab a random fat lass in the in the gipton WMCA and pay for her fruit shoots for the whole night and then proceeding to rip a hole in her mucky nob cheese of a foot while stealing her socks with you manky teeth from playing kissy catch in wybeck primary school and then her gobbling your penis like margaret thatcher

Wagwan pfft ting wanna give me gipton slops and that

by Seacroft boyz September 27, 2023

Chark Slogs

the shark shaped slippers everyone gets off temu and shein

look at her, fifth time this week she wore those chark slogs (must have some kind of foot injury)

by inventor of the squee squee December 15, 2023

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible

Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.

by Big Fei January 31, 2026